The Morning Doo
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Looks like someone else got blasted last night......
http://www.indexjournal.com/main.asp?SectionID=4&SubSectionID=40&ArticleID=22027
Looks like I really need to make me a trip to Sportsmans Warehouse this weekend.
http://www.indexjournal.com/main.asp?SectionID=4&SubSectionID=40&ArticleID=22027
Looks like I really need to make me a trip to Sportsmans Warehouse this weekend.
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JCVD is a badass....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
A Kid Made A Gameday Sign About A Porn Star, And Now The Porn Star Wants To Go To An Oklahoma State Game With Him
I’m sure you’ve never heard of Lisa Ann, because sex is evil. I certainly have never heard her name, but some quick research tells me she’s somewhat of a “porn star.” According to Urban Dictionary, that means people watch her have sex on the internet, and because she’s a “star,” she’s presumably good at it. Her Instagram header says: “#MILFRevolution.” I’m not sure what mothers who are desired for sex need to revolt against, but I’m all for equality, so, #MILFRevolution it is.
Back to the story, though. Ms. Ann came across this sign on ESPN’s College Gameday from an Oklahoma State student, which said: “Baylor’s defense has more holes to fill than Lisa Ann.” Before the game, Baylor had one of the best statistical defenses in the country, so I assume this was some sort of support for the #MILFRevolution, saying that Lisa, while desirable, should not be seen as an object with holes to fill, but rather a surprisingly talented unit with an outside shot at a BCS championship.
After Baylor got destroyed by the Cowboys, however, the sign took on the meaning that Ms. Ann was a whore. An unfortunate turn of events.
Watching on TV, Ms. Ann appeared to think the sign was clever, and posted it on her Instagram, with the caption: “KIDS TODAY! As a sports fan with a clear understanding of the pun, I had to laugh when I saw this today.”
“We need to bling out that sign a bit” sounds like code for “let’s make a sign with my vagina and anus on it.”
People say that college is a rip-off these days, but this proves that idea wrong. You go to school, get a few tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, make a dirty sign, and then you are invited to join our country’s greatest civil-rights movement. No matter how long it takes… the #MILFRevolution WILL be successful. Especially with great young minds like this one on our side.
I’m sure you’ve never heard of Lisa Ann, because sex is evil. I certainly have never heard her name, but some quick research tells me she’s somewhat of a “porn star.” According to Urban Dictionary, that means people watch her have sex on the internet, and because she’s a “star,” she’s presumably good at it. Her Instagram header says: “#MILFRevolution.” I’m not sure what mothers who are desired for sex need to revolt against, but I’m all for equality, so, #MILFRevolution it is.
Back to the story, though. Ms. Ann came across this sign on ESPN’s College Gameday from an Oklahoma State student, which said: “Baylor’s defense has more holes to fill than Lisa Ann.” Before the game, Baylor had one of the best statistical defenses in the country, so I assume this was some sort of support for the #MILFRevolution, saying that Lisa, while desirable, should not be seen as an object with holes to fill, but rather a surprisingly talented unit with an outside shot at a BCS championship.
After Baylor got destroyed by the Cowboys, however, the sign took on the meaning that Ms. Ann was a whore. An unfortunate turn of events.
Watching on TV, Ms. Ann appeared to think the sign was clever, and posted it on her Instagram, with the caption: “KIDS TODAY! As a sports fan with a clear understanding of the pun, I had to laugh when I saw this today.”
“We need to bling out that sign a bit” sounds like code for “let’s make a sign with my vagina and anus on it.”
People say that college is a rip-off these days, but this proves that idea wrong. You go to school, get a few tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, make a dirty sign, and then you are invited to join our country’s greatest civil-rights movement. No matter how long it takes… the #MILFRevolution WILL be successful. Especially with great young minds like this one on our side.
Injured robber’s family says armed citizen should have ‘just left the store’
The family of a suspect who was shot by an armed customer while attempting to rob a Family Dollar store in Mobile, Alabama earlier this month told Fox 10 that the Good Samaritan should not have gotten involved and “just left the store.”
It was Tuesday, Nov. 12, when the armed citizen, whose identity has not been revealed, noticed 18-year-old Adric White wearing a mask and pointing a gun at employees towards the front of the store.
“He had the gun to his head. He had him on his knees,” the man said. “I drew my gun on him and I said ‘Hey, don’t move.’ At that point he swung around and before he had a chance to aim the gun at me, I fired.”
The man added, “It was just instinct. It happened so quickly. I didn’t want to shoot him, but when I saw him swing around so fast I didn’t want to get shot either.”
White was shot five times and transported to a local hospital where he is recovering and remains in police custody.
Authorities also arrested White’s accomplice, 19-year-old Tavoris Moss.
White was arrested in September for the armed robbery of The Original Oyster House, and was out on bond when he attempted to rob the Family Dollar store. Now the Baldwin County District Attorney’s Office has filed to have the original bond revoked. The DA wants White to remain in jail once he is released from the hospital and to prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law.
Authorities maintain that the Good Samaritan was justified in shooting White and that he broke no laws when he did so. But White’s family disagrees.
“If his (the Good Samaritan) life was not in danger, if no one had a gun up to him, if no one pointed a gun at him — what gives him the right to think that it’s okay to just shoot someone?” one relative told the Fox affiliate during a phone interview. “You should have just left the store and went wherever you had to go in your car or whatever.”
But the relative even admitted that she wasn’t aware of all of the facts surrounding both robberies.
When reporters asked her opinion on the teen’s involvement in robbing two stores in less than two months, she responded by saying, “We don’t know. Like I said, we don’t know anything. We only know what we’ve been hearing second hand through the news. I would not like to comment because I don’t know.”
Local media interviewed White’s parents, but they later called the station and demanded that the video not be aired.
White’s family also told reporters that he was hanging with the wrong crowd, needed help and didn’t deserve to get shot.
The family of a suspect who was shot by an armed customer while attempting to rob a Family Dollar store in Mobile, Alabama earlier this month told Fox 10 that the Good Samaritan should not have gotten involved and “just left the store.”
It was Tuesday, Nov. 12, when the armed citizen, whose identity has not been revealed, noticed 18-year-old Adric White wearing a mask and pointing a gun at employees towards the front of the store.
“He had the gun to his head. He had him on his knees,” the man said. “I drew my gun on him and I said ‘Hey, don’t move.’ At that point he swung around and before he had a chance to aim the gun at me, I fired.”
The man added, “It was just instinct. It happened so quickly. I didn’t want to shoot him, but when I saw him swing around so fast I didn’t want to get shot either.”
White was shot five times and transported to a local hospital where he is recovering and remains in police custody.
Authorities also arrested White’s accomplice, 19-year-old Tavoris Moss.
White was arrested in September for the armed robbery of The Original Oyster House, and was out on bond when he attempted to rob the Family Dollar store. Now the Baldwin County District Attorney’s Office has filed to have the original bond revoked. The DA wants White to remain in jail once he is released from the hospital and to prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law.
Authorities maintain that the Good Samaritan was justified in shooting White and that he broke no laws when he did so. But White’s family disagrees.
“If his (the Good Samaritan) life was not in danger, if no one had a gun up to him, if no one pointed a gun at him — what gives him the right to think that it’s okay to just shoot someone?” one relative told the Fox affiliate during a phone interview. “You should have just left the store and went wherever you had to go in your car or whatever.”
But the relative even admitted that she wasn’t aware of all of the facts surrounding both robberies.
When reporters asked her opinion on the teen’s involvement in robbing two stores in less than two months, she responded by saying, “We don’t know. Like I said, we don’t know anything. We only know what we’ve been hearing second hand through the news. I would not like to comment because I don’t know.”
Local media interviewed White’s parents, but they later called the station and demanded that the video not be aired.
White’s family also told reporters that he was hanging with the wrong crowd, needed help and didn’t deserve to get shot.
